"Confused of....? !

It's hard for a chap to keep up with things, but apparently, we don't live in Chiswick anymore. And we don't live at Uncle Davey's and we don't live in Holland Park either, although that is where we sleep and play right now.

We don't seem to live anywhere, really, except that we will live in France soon. Maybe. If we like it. Not Leran or Mirapoix, where we were last month, but in a Lot of the Dordogne (I think that's right).

Anyway, Im having to learn these French words, which is difficult because I haven't learnt all the English ones yet.

So, next time, this will come to you from France. Maybe. Can't be sure, because, apparently, the French keep fighting us about things like sheep and Trafalgar Square. Then, again, Daddy says they are now fighting us about us fighting the bad guy, Saddam.

And you wonder why I look confused.